DayBreak Magazine 2

December 11, 2009

May @outshine prose poems—humourous

Filed under: humourous, Outshine — Tags: , — shineanthology @ 11:34 pm

May 2:

A monk, a clone, and a telepath walk into a bar. Which one cries, “I have a question for my maker”? Which one replies, “Yes, my son”?

[Bio] Greg Beatty (http://gregbeatty.net) lives in Washington with his wife Kathy, where the biggest challenge is staying dry.

May 9:

“You’re good as new,” Dr. said,

“I installed a new emotion processor

so you won’t have to worry about another

murderous psycho snap.”

[Bio] Andrew Hilbert lives and works in Orange County, CA. He regularly contributes to newversenews.com .

May 16:

Gloria painted the space ark purple, hung dice below the mirror. We watched the world old fall away. That’s some sick transit, Gloria Mundy.

[Bio] Grant Stone lives in New Zealand. Which is handy, since that’s where all his stuff is. http://d1sc0r0b0t.blogspot.com/ .

May 23:

“Your great-grandfather bought one of the very first hybrid cars.”

“Why?”

“Because he wanted to conserve gasoline.”

“What’s gasoline?”

[Bio] Tony Noland writes fiction and non-fiction in Philadelphia. Follow @TonyNoland on Twitter and at his writing blog: http://is.gd/eK5R .

May 30:

“Icecream!” , I scream,

as I rush to take a bite.

Brother laughs: dad’s making

a new planet and the pink

snow has been just delivered.

[Bio] Sebastián Lalaurette, journalist, writer, editor, thing. http://tinyurl.com/lalaurette.

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